Voy a matarte besitos en la colita 
Yo! Yo! Yo! My brother, Carl! Welcome to the Thanos world. You. Are. Awesome. 
THANK YOU SO MUCH LEGEND! I LOVE YOU!
Carl! You’re quite the punk rocker, aren’t you? 
I might just fly over your house later today, so keep an eye on the sky! And who knows… maybe I can even convince Kara to come along and say hello too. 
...This is weird. Like, really weird. But… I’ll go along with it. Just this once. The only person I actually recognize here is Negan, so I’m just gonna assume everyone else is… I don’t know, random people. Love you. Even though we’ve got the same name, which is honestly kind of funny. 
Woah, woah, woah… hold up. 
So everybody else gets to send you a message before Rex Splode? That’s insane. Honestly kinda disrespectful. Anyway, focus up. I hope you get that plushie of me. I know you want it, baby. 
And yeah… I love you. Obviously. More than all those other weirdos you’ve been entertaining. No competition.
You haven’t forgotten me, have you? 
Nahhh… of course you haven’t! Neeheehee! I mean, I was your first everything, right? I totally paved the way for all your favorite characters~ Not that I care or anything! …Okay, maybe I care a little. I still love you, you know. So make sure you find that cosplay of me, okay? Or else I’ll be super duper disappointed! 
Yo, Carl! Damn, it’s been a minute, huh? I still remember when you first watched our show, man... wild. 
You’ve gotten all grown up and stuff, it’s kinda crazy. You should, like... rewatch Breaking Bad, yo. Just sayin’. So you don’t forget my beautiful face or nothin’. 
Love you, man.
What Nam-su said! Come see us, my boy! My beautiful señorita! I can't wait to see you. 
Seriously. It's boring without you around. Get here soon, yeah? We love you!